Sunday Morning Fun

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite
side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.. I
yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag
who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a
fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how
to drive..

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when
a truck hit us."