Fall Classes for Women
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THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By November 20, 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THEIR COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1: Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat, Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs, beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2: Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00PM for 2 hours.
Class 3: Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping? -- Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.
Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase -- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5: Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6: How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7: Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8: Health Watch -- They Make Medicine for PMS -
USE IT! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9: I Was Wrong and He Was Right--Real Life Testimonials! Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10: How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11: Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12: How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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Okay, I had to laugh at the parallel park class. Guilty! ;-)
ReplyDeleteAll in fun. Glad you liked it.
ReplyDeleteHmm. I think there should be some classes offered for men as well...
ReplyDeleteAnd what would those classes be?
ReplyDeletethose classes would be: (1)How to MOVE things to find what you're looking for. (2)How to carry on a conversation while looking people in the eyes. (3)How to speak on subjects you actually know something about. (4)How to turn around without waking up your wife when you finally realize she was right and you're going the wrong way. (5)Listening comprhension:How to pay attention to more than the first 3 words in a sentence.
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