Saturday, December 18, 2010

Joke of the Day

A woman from Los Angeles , CA who was a tree hugger,

a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near

Colville , WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the

tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she

started to climb the big tree As she neared the top she encountered a

spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down

the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER

to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and

an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor

listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in

the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor

reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled

and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental

Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management

before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm

sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."

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