A woman from Los Angeles , CA who was a tree hugger,
a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near
Colville , WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the
tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she
started to climb the big tree As she neared the top she encountered a
spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down
the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER
to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and
an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor
listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in
the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor
reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled
and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental
Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management
before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm
sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."
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