Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Joke of the Day

I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish. 
"I want to live forever," I said. 
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" 
"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!" 
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

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