Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Year to date (2010) statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3



1 comment:

  1. And, Homeland Security should be investigating cases of Hernias and Hemorrhoids? What a waste of resources.

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