Tuesday, November 15, 2011

The Blind Bunny

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and
tripped over
a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.

'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over
you, but
I'm blind and can't see.'

'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was
fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see
coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?'

'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny.. 'I'm blind, and I've
seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're
soft, and
cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a
twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!'

The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind
animal are you?'

The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to
examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, 'Well,
kind of an animal am I?'

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, 'You're cold,
slippery, and you have no balls...You must be a POLITICIAN!!'

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