The Food Stamp Program, administered by the US Dept of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the US Dept of the Interior, asks us to, "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."
Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.
This ends today's lesson.
-Billy Fleming (Sage of Sages)