Thursday, August 30, 2012

Facts of the Day

1. I had never heard of Honey Boo Boo until today. The parents should be shot in the face.
2. Ted Nugent and Pigman are one hell of a combination.
3. Mitt Romney is milquetoast.
4. Clint Eastwood should have been the nominee.
5. MSNBC, CBS and NBC are liars and should be shot in the face.
6. Shiner Bock is one of the best beers ever.
7. Romney's "5 points"... 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
8. Pork loins on the grill are freaking awesome.
9. Liberals suck monkey balls.
10. I should be allowed to determine, for the world, who needs to be shot in the face.

I pray to Almighty God that I'm wrong but I'm fairly sure that the POSIC is going to get reelected... God help us all and pass the ammunition.

1 comment:

  1. I heard of #1 yesterday.
    They are definitely #2!